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         ؟Is this a rabbit or a duck                                                                             

+ نوشته شده در  یکشنبه بیست و هفتم فروردین 1385ساعت 8:31  توسط حسین جعفرزاده  | 

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                                               ? Can you find the seven horses in this picture                      

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Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?

 

A: Heat, because you can catch a cold.

Q:What are two things people never eat before breakfast?

 

A: Lunch and supper.

 

Q: What can't be used until it's broken?

 

A: An egg.   

Q:What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR?

 

A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the TRAIN.

 

Q:Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?


A: Because it's two-tired (too tired)

 

Q: What is the longest word?


A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.
 

 

+ نوشته شده در  سه شنبه سیزدهم دی 1384ساعت 23:2  توسط حسین جعفرزاده  |