?Do you know what the difference between aural and oral is 

“Aural” has to do with things you hear,     “oral” with things you say or relating to your mouth ,

 PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?"
TEACHER: " Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven’t done my homework." 

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let's start from your bank account.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it.

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
The student: I walk. You walk .... .
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...

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